Thursday, September 10, 2026

Coyota vs. Acme - 2 1/2 Stars - THEATERS - August 28,2026

Everything Wile E. Coyote dredges up from the Acme corporation flops - rocket skates, cannons, giant slingshots.  He's had enough of it, ruining his pursuit of the - BEEP-BEEP - roadrunner.  Licking his wounds one night Mr. Coyote catches and for Will Forte's ambulance chasing law firm.  So begins Coyote Vs. ACME.  The mix of cartoons and humans is nice, recalling but not quite equaling Who Killed Roger Rabbit, the gold standard of this kind of thing.  As with the original cartoons, Coyote vs. ACME offers plenty of pratfalls, especially into very deep canyons.  The finale drags out many of the Warner Brothers great stable of characters led by Foghorn Leghorn, the overgrown rooster/bully at the head of ACME. Kids will like.  Some will try to make this a statement on heartless giant corporations.  If you go, just go for the fun.  

Sex and Death at Camp Miasma - 3 1/2 Stars - THEATERS - AUGUST 7, 2026

Forget about every Friday the 13th knock off you ever watched.  Sex and Death at Camp Miasma leaves them in the dust laughing all the way.  Hannah Einbinder seems perfect as a cutting age Gen X filmmaker hired to reboot a tired teenage slasher series.  She travels to the camp where it all happened.  Wouldn't you know the now forgotten star of the original films lives here.  Gillian Anderson channels her best Gloria Swanson - explained as "...you know, like the old lady in Sunset Boulevard."  The deaths are over the top grizzly, the monster is ridiculous, the lampoon of Hollywood execs lands right on the money.  Watch out for all the metaphors about sex, and violence, and fame and generations.  This thing is great fun.  Don't take Grandma, unless your grandma is Jamie Lee Curtis.   

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

Movie Guide



The Rivals of Amziah King - 4 Stars - THEATERS - August 14, 2026 - Delightful modern noir with Matthew McConaughey as a beekeeper/musician/town character and newcomer Angelina LookingGlass as Matthew's foster daughter who takes over the business and avenges those who sabotaged  McConaughey.   

The Odyssey - 4 Stars - THEATERS- July 24, 2026 - Director Christopher Nolan goes big in the epic of the year.  Battles, monsters, and musings on civilization give viewers a lifetime's worth of food for thought.  Pee before you go.  Three hours.  (really doesn't feel like it.)  

The Invite - 4 Stars - THEATERS - June 26, 2026 - Stunningly funny parable of modern marriage.  Olivia Wilde, Seth Rogan, Penelope Cruz, and Edward Norton never miss a beat.  Edgy R rated and fascinating.  

Tuner - 4 Stars - APPLE - May 28, 2026 --- A piano tuner turns safe cracker and balances a life of crime and music. Classic thriller with jaw dropping twists toward the end. 

Life is Short - 4 Stars - NETFLIX - May 12, 2026 - A surprisingly inspiring review of actor Martin Short's life, his talent, his joy, and the deep grief of love and loss.  

Song Sung Blue - 4 Stars -- PEACOCK - December 25, 2025 - Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson as cover artists chasing a dream.  Grand old school audience pleaser.  

The Pitt - 4 Stars - MAX - January 9, 2025 - Season Two - April 16, 2026  - One of the great medical series, with Noah Wyle as head of emergency medicine in a struggling Pittsburgh hospital.  The Pitt far surpasses Wyle's work in ER.  This one's the real deal. 

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma - 3 1/2 Stars - THEATERS - August 7, 2026 - Delightful send up of slasher flicks and the movie business with Hannah Einbinder as Gen X filmmaker hired to reboot a tired slasher series.  Gillian Anderson channels her campiest Gloria Swanson in a jaw dropping guilty pleasure.  Don't take grandma.   

Obsession- 3 1/2 Stars - May 15, 2026 - PEACOCK - Socially awkward boy gets his wish for cute girl to love him obsessively.  Boy does this turn out bad.  Creative psychological thriller with a great performance from Inde Navarrette. Gets ready for shocks, jolts, and an unnervingly good time.

Remarkably Bright Creatures - 3 1/2 Stars - May 8, 2026 - NETFLIX - An Octopus observes Sally Field's friendship with a young drifter.  Delightful, creative and touching.  

The Sheep Detectives ---3 Stars --- PRIME - June 25,2026 - Delightful mix of animation and live action.  Shepherd Hugh Jackson is murdered.  His flock solves the who-done-it.   

Project Hail Mary - 31/2 Stars -  PRIME - Ryan Gosling as a science nerd shot into space to save the world.  Optimistic and winning tonic for our times.  

The Devil Wears Prada 2 - 3 Stars May 1, 2026 - STREAMING - Meryl Streep returns for a twenty year update of the iconic comedy.  Nothing new here, but still fun.  

Coyote vs. Acme - 2 1/2 stars - THEATERS - August 28, 2026 - Wile E. Coyote has his day in court, with the cartoon characters you love as well as Will Forte as Wile E's hapless lawyer.  
 
The Christophers - 2 1/2 Stars - STREAMING - April 12, 2026 - Ian McKellen's greedy children hire an artist to finish some of his  art work.  The scheme backfires. 

Disclosure Day - 2 Stars - STREAMING - June 12, 2026 - Steven Spielberg's still chasing space aliens.  This one's long, loud, and loaded with crash scenes.  Emily Blunt and Josh O'Connor feel right, even if the project comes off like something from 30 years ago.  Nothing new to see here.   
  
 

 


Tuesday, August 18, 2026

The Rivals of Amziah King - 4 Stars - THEATERS - August 14, 2026

Matthew McConaughey spreads charisma all over the wildly unpredictable beekeeper noir The Rivals of  Amziah King .  As King, McConaughey hangs out with a pack of musicians and fellow characters, while keeping a backwoods honey business intact.  The first part of the film relies heavily on cartoon violence and bluegrass music.  It seems some evil doer is stealing honey and maybe Matthew can help the authorities.  Into the mix comes newcomer Angelina LookingGlass as his former foster daughter, back in town to start a new chapter of her young life.  The Rivals of Amziah King turns into two movies---the first half a boisterous cartoon, the second an exercise in slow redemption and vengeance.  Oh yeah, there's the bees --- the actors get covered in them.  That acting feet along earns four stars from me.  Also - a great bad guy cameo for Kurt Russell - of course he's in an oddball movie with Matthew McConaughey. I have a feeling you'll have to look for this one. It sure is worth finding.   

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

The Odyssey - 4 Stars - THEATERS - July 17, 2026

Christopher Nolan's long awaited epic deserves honors as Movie of the Year.  Matt Damon as Odysseus, King of Ithaca, begins an arduous journey home after winning the Trojan War.  He faces demons, monsters, the elements, and the wrath of the Gods.  The story telling takes a bit of getting used to - veering between almost Shakespearian and East Coast English.  Nolan throws in so much action you barely notice the time. (Pee before you go and add "Run Pee" to your phone apps.)(yes, there is such an app.) Meantime, back in the castle (Ithaca that is) Anne Hathaway and son Tom Holland hold down the fort but just barely.  In all of this, Matt Damon emerges as a great actor.  I hope he wins the Oscar.  Tom Holland steps in for Luke Skywalker while Robert Pattinson makes a great villain.  Hathaway has a couple of rousing speeches worth hearing.  The final third rips and roars making the effort worth the trouble.  It's great to see a movie seep into our national consciousness at a time when movies take a back seat to other media.  Go see what everyone's talking about --- it's worth it. 4 Stars.  

Friday, July 17, 2026

The Invite - 4 Stars -Theaters - June 26, 2026

Olivia Wilde directs and stars in a stunning parable of modern marriage.  In The Invite Olivia invites the neighbors - Penelope Cruz and Edward Norton.  Her husband Seth Rogan forgets about the invitation.  Company arrives and all Hell breaks loose.  The dialog flies fast and furious.  The story never goes to the marriage swapping you expect.  The Invite turns into an intense encounter you never see coming.  I'm betting on this as an Oscar contender in 2027.